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Wednesday, 30 April 2014

Kim & Kanye Vogue Cover Sells A Record 500k ,Beating Beyonce & Michelle Obama

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Kim and Kanye’s controversial Vogue cover just beat out the sales record for both Beyonce and Firsl Lady Michelle Obama’s covers, Toofab reports. The power couple officially have thee most in-demand cover in the mag’s history.
Their cover has sold over 500,000 copies and with subscriptions, expected to sell over 1.2million copies. Beyonce’s 2013 Vogue cover sold more than 350,000 copies while  First Lady Michelle Obama’s cover sold nearly 300,000. 
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Report claims Vogue had to restock many shelves after it sold out, something that almost never happens.

Unapologetic! Rihanna goes topless for French magazine, Lui This lady is Determined!

She actually posted all the pics on her instagram page a few minutes ago...and then deleted them a few minutes later. This is probably her most raunchy magazine cover yet. Check on the pics after the cut...

WETIN WE NO HO HEAR?

14yr old girl kills another 14yr old girl after Facebook fight over a boy

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14 year old Endia Martin (pictured above) was killed on Monday April 28th by another 14 year old girl after they argued on Facebook about a boy. Is this what 14 year olds should be doing? Fighting over boys and killing each other? My goodness!
According to Chicago Times, the handgun used to kill Endia Martin had been brought to the scene by someone who knew the suspect and knew ‘there was going to be a fight’ a Chicago police officer said
“What would have been, under any other circumstance, probably a fistfight between 14-year-old girls, because they were fighting over a boy, turned into a murder. You introduce a firearm and you have a murder.” The police said
Endia was walking home from school when the other girl approached, pulled the gun and opened fire around 4:30 p.m on Monday in West Garfield Boulevard, Chicago, according to police. Endia was hit in the back and killed instantly.
The 14 year old girl has been charged as a juvenile with murder, while her 24-year-old uncle and a 17-year-old boy are also facing charges. The two are being held for giving the gun to the killer.

LAST NIGHT I DREAMT TWO TIMES. I SAW CHIWETEL










Last night I dreamt two times too. Noble, it is not only you that know how to dream two times in one night. Unlike Noble, I didn’t devour a plate of pounded yam. I suspect my dreams were as a result of the discussion we had before I went to bed.
We were discussing the ban on the premier of Half of a Yellow Sun in the country before I slept off. I remembered how we veered off from the ban to discussing the leading character in the movie. All the girls in our house are clearly admirers of Chiwetel Ejiofor . We went on and on, on how hot that guy is. You needed to be in that room to see how the four of us blushed as we discussed Chiwetel.
That was the last discussion I can recall we had before I fell asleep. I didn’t know that the next sequence of events were just in my dreams until I woke up. I was with a group of girls at a popular lounge when suddenly Chiwetel showed up. He greeted us warmly and asked if we could join him for some drinks; a request we all jumped at.

Before you could say Chiwetel, we were already seated, drinking our favourite wines and chatting away the night. Chiwetel kept looking at me as we chatted, “do you know how gorgeous you look?” Chiwetel asked me. I almost passed out as he said those words to me in his Hollywood voice. The rest of the girls looked on with disbelief written all over their faces.  “Have you considered modeling?” he asked again.  He gave me his card and asked me to call him if I consider modeling in the future.  I can’t remember exactly how the meeting ended but this next activity I remembered very well.
I saw myself strutting on New York City Runway. Chiwetel was right, because I was the toast of the night.
After my first outing, a lot of world renowned designers were caps in hands for me to sign for them. I pinched myself to sure I was not dreaming.  I was still trying to understand why everybody wanted me to sign for them when somebody nudged by my side. “What are you saying?” my elder sister asked as I opened my eyes. “How do you mean?” I asked her. “You were talking to yourself before I woke you up” she told me. “Oh why did you wake me up now? I lamented. “You have to take me back to the same dream, I need to go back to that dream” I kept shouting at my bemused sister

Monday, 28 April 2014

Married men especially!

STEERING AND STARING AT WOMEN, LOOKU LOOKU!!





What is it about men and staring? Men can look sha! My friend call men that stare at her “Looku Looku.”  Lagos is filled with ‘Looku Looku’. They come in different ages and shapes. They call it Aba n’anya in the East; which simply put is Aba stares a lot.
. Men generally stare at women (whether short or tall, thin or fat) but men in Lagos are wonderfully endowed with the gift of staring. Lord have mercy!
There is virtually no day I do not face men, young and middle age staring either right into my face as if my name is written there or men staring at my chest as if to say that is where their lunch was kept or men that will allow me to pass so that they can stare at my behind as if to say that is where their comfort has been locked in there.
Let me return to the focus of this piece. I want to address a special group in this staring business. They are the guys who steer and stare. Hu lala. These guys are something else. I’m not even referring to the unmarried guys who stare at women; they will claim they have the right to stare. I am talking about married men who stare at every backside that passes by; thanks to their side mirrors, their partners in crime.

One day, I was going along the road with a colleague when an SUV drove by. I called the attention of my colleague to the driver who was staring at our backsides. The guy stared until he almost hit some pedestrians who rained abuses on him. “Don’t look at where you are going, keep looking at women” they scolded him.  Some ‘Looku Looku’ are so audacious, so much so that they will even let you know that they are actually staring at your backsides. I know some ‘Looku Looku’ will want to blame it on the way ladies dress these days. Leave that argument for another day.
My head is yet to unravel what exactly men gain from staring at the chest of women or their backsides. Why have some  men made staring a form of sport; staring at any and everything in skirts?
The most annoying ones are the ones who stare while their wives are there with them in the front seats. If that isn’t disrespect; then disrespect must have been a new definition.
Recently I heard a story of woman who has mastered the art of controlling her husband’s penchant for women’s backsides.  According to the story, she now helps at pointing at the kind of women she thinks the husband will like to stare at. “See that one over there, see backside. If I were a man I would stare too” she would tease. Initially the ‘Looku Looku’ husband didn’t get the message. He would turn to look at the side the wife was pointing at. Some of the ladies actually dressed very embarrassingly; the man would first look and then look away. Gradually the message sank; he stopped staring at women especially whenever the wife is with him in the car.
Maybe you should apply that method on your partner and see if that would help if your partner is the ‘Looku Looku’ type.
How do you feel when men stare at you in not so pleasant way? Guys, what’s up; how does it feel to stare at women?

It Was Tight so i forced it in!

I can't believe i was actaully gonna do this...but Hell yeah i need to get it done. Though its not my first time doing this, So i tried locating the hole with the stuff then i inserted it I started penetrating...it felt thick and impossible to penetrate but i was determined to get the Job done.

Tracy wasn't really happy with me because all my attention was focused on getting the Job done.
So i forced it in and it was successful...i could feel a cut and before i knew it,blood started gushing out! Tracy was shocked to see much blood and i could still continue..she told me to stop but Hell no...that's not gonna happen

I felt the pain and the blood flowing down on my skin...the penetration became slippery cause of the blood but i didn't stop..i continue pushing it in and bringing it back out until i was done with the task

It took me about five minutes to get the Job done but at least i'll be able to use my leather bag since i had just finished stiching the little part that Tore off with my needle and tread
Mehn...i need to put spirit on this my hand

Wait, what did you think i was doing?

Throw back Monday!

Check out this Photo of Comedian Basketmouth, 13 Years ago... looooll

Easy Ways To Remove Stretch Marks Naturally

Get those amazing things out of the kitchen counter, they work wonders!
Stretch marks are unsightly and can lower a lady's self esteem but these simple home remedy helps make difference in little time.
1. Cocoa butter helps reduce stretch marks.
2. Lemon juice also helps cure stretch marks. Apply lemon juice on the specific areas and leave it on for about 10 minutes, before you wash.
3. Rubbing egg whites on affected areas also help in diminishing the stretch marks.
4. Lastly, use a good moisturizing cream on the affected areas every day. A dry skin might make them itchy and applying a moisturizing cream can help you get rid of the problem.

What Is Wrong With these Photo Of Rukky Sanda?

We need to know what is wrong with these photos??

 

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Nigerians no go kill person!

PHOTO: Kim Kardashian fashion Shop Opens In Lagos LOL!!


Serious matter. Naija peeps are just too funny! You like?
naija i hail thee!

Tonto Dikeh's Boyfriend Gives Tiwa & Teebillz Customized Gold plated iPhone as Wedding Gift! ( Photos)

Tonto Dikeh's Boyfriend Gives Tiwa & Teebillz Customized Gold plated iPhone as Wedding Gift! ( Photos)




What Is Wrong With This Photo?


Dearest men,

To The Guys, Would You Wish Your Daughter A Boyfriend Like You ?

A lot of you guys probably think that cheating lieing and all other dirty stuffs are things to feel cool about but well :
I have a question for the guys in the house, especially my coded campus guys who are always lapping after the sexy ladies...
"Would you be happy if in the future your daughter brings home a guy who is exactly like you,... chases women, lies, cheats, double dates, and all the dirty stuff you do now......?"
I know your answer would be hell no!! or yeah....??
Would you gladly invite him for a cup of tea or bring out your AK47 and scatter his brain?
 
In other words guys please strive to  be responsible and instill responsibility in the upcoming younger ones! 


LET IT ALL MAKE SENSE!

Saturday, 26 April 2014

Check out the groom and bride pictures

LIVE PHOTOS: Tiwa Savage and Tee Billz' white wedding in Dubai
LIVE PHOTOS: Tiwa Savage and Tee Billz' white wedding in Dubai
LIVE PHOTOS: Tiwa Savage and Tee Billz' white wedding in Dubai
LIVE PHOTOS: Tiwa Savage and Tee Billz' white wedding in Dubai
LIVE PHOTOS: Tiwa Savage and Tee Billz' white wedding in Dubai
Don Jazzy gives Tiwa Savage and husband new SUV as wedding gift (PHOTO)
Tiwa Savage’s speech make ladies cry
PHOTOS: Tiwa Savage stuns in Vera Wang wedding dress
LIVE PHOTOS: Tiwa Savage and Tee Billz' white wedding in Dubai
LIVE PHOTOS: Tiwa Savage and Tee Billz' white wedding in Dubai
LIVE PHOTOS: Tiwa Savage and Tee Billz' white wedding in Dubai
Reception hall
Reception hall
PHOTOS: Toolz flaunts killer shape at Tiwa Savage and Teebillz' pre-wedding party
PHOTOS: Toolz flaunts killer shape at Tiwa Savage and Teebillz' pre-wedding partysee Toolz flunting her asset!

So now, lets cheer our wondeful bride and groom!!

Her comes Tiwa Savage and teebillz in their wedding and after party attires!pictures rolling in..
The cake
is so beautiful!! so proud of this two.

Tiwa Savage wedding photos are finally out!

The photos are finally out See more photos  after the cut...

 

Psquare Reconciles!!

Finally! our prayers has been answered!! 


YIPEE!!THE OKOYES ARE ONE AGAIN!
The brothers took to twitter in the early hours of today to re-affirm that they are still together, stronger than ever. This is happening hours after Jude, their elder brother proposed to his woman....so happy for them!