Why You Shouldn’t Watch Football With A Lady
Girl : Austin, who’s that guy. Is that Chris Brown?
Boy: Chris gini No na, that’s Theo Walcott!!
Girl: Hey! What’s that yellow card for?
Boy: Its a warning to a player; and red means the player must stop playing and leave the pitch.
Girl: Ohhh! It’s something similar to a traffic light: Yellow – warning, Red – Stop.
Boy: Yeah yeah sure.. U r ryt..!
Girl: What about the green card?
Boy: Ohhh! there’s nothing like that in football.
Girl: Which teams are these?
Boy: Which kind wahala be this na!! God! It’s Arsenal and Chelsea. What again!
Girl: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on?
Boy: You no get eyes No be red jersey be that?
Girl: Ok..which team is putting on blue?
Boy: (upset)…Your father! You no no say na Chelsea! Olokun!
Girl: Enhe? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world cup.
Boy: Wetin concern Arsenal with world cup Where you from sef?
Girl: Take am easy na! Please who’s that old man?
Boy: Hmmm… that’s Arsenal’s coach, Arsene Wenger
Girl: Oooh Ok….. I understand now. Sooo that means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger?
Boy: You de mad!!! (Changes Channel). Hmmmm….women, ehnLOL,
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